misandryad:

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

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  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

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heavemyheart:

"why did she win the nobel peace prize???"

"she didn’t do anything to deserve the nobel peace prize"

fuck anybody who wasn’t overjoyed when she won, this girl is providing a voice for uneducated and oppressed young people across the world whilst still advocating and campaigning for peace and anti-violence. after she was shot in the head.

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

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readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

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